If there’s one thing the Diamondbacks franchise is known for-
“Maddening inconsistency despite a talented roster?”
If there’s a second thing the Diamondbacks are known for, it’s pushing the envelope on their concessions. From the D-Bat Dog to the Churro Dog to more Hot Dog Variants, the past few seasons have brought new things that could be on the Munch Squad segment of My Brother, My Brother, and Me. But now the Diamondbacks and their team of food scientists of unknown origin have outdone themselves with the DIAMONDBACKS CALORIE MIASMA.