Dearest Karl-Anthony,
This hurts. You’re just throwing it in our faces at this point. I’m a blogger, with bad knees, that can barely make a free throw. You are a 20 year old, 7-footer that’s supposed to be a gangly, uncoordinated mess. My 6’4” frame can barely make it across the room without knocking into something. How the hell are you doing this?
Okay, right, you’ve been trained to dunk basketballs for most of your life. I get that. With the amount of time that you’ve put into your craft, you should be able to perform these feats of justice.